The Internet Has So Much To Offer

1. Reading about Chemistry.

2. Came across a chem tutorial site about the University of Akron.

3. Saw motto: Fiat Lux.

4. Click.

5. Read article.

6. Find awesome quote (fine. quotation.):

Alexander Pope's couplet "Nature and nature's laws lay hid in Night./God said, 'Let Newton be!' and all was light" is a reference to "Let There Be Light".

7. Scroll Down.

8. In the LOLCat Bible Translation Project:

“	At start, haz no lyte. An Ceiling Cat says, "I can haz lyte?" An lyte wuz.

9. http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

I Wish People Could Just Read My Mind, Rather Than Try to Unscramble the Half-Message That Is All I Can Ever Manage to Say

It's both comforting and depressing to realize that the most profound theme, in a practical sense, that I have ever come across, is from the show Millionare Matchmaker.

What Patti Stanger says over and over (mostly to the girl millionares) is that early on, they focus on advancing their careers, and do not realize until their later 40s that they wanted marriage and children and a family. And by then it's often too late. Now, I'm not worried about that exact problem yet. (You probably have to actually go to college and get some sort of job before you get to actually care about career advancement.) But this message more generally ties into the banal aphorisms such as "carpe diem" and whatnot. Because time does fly if you do not look out.

Every year of high school, you and me and everyone else promised that the next year, we would have more time to hang out. Then, we would not be so busy, so just right now, let's just forsake each others' company, because we have things to do right now. And so we do homework, we get internships, we do extracurriculars, and wait for that someday. It's always the latter half of the school year, or the summer, or next year. Remember junior year? We bought into the general agreements that junior year is Hardest. And senior year is Freedom. But with colleges, college applications, college visits, college choosing, college orientation, and, as always, school, which doesn't get easier if you choose the right classes, and extracurriculars, which are unsympathetic to senioritis or the fact that in six months, we will be gone, Freedom is a lie.

And now it's summer, which should really be freedom, but it isn't, again. So where does that leave you and I? Where does that leave us all? Is this meant to make the goodbyes easier? A slow edging away and more distant meetings and plans, until the day we're scattered to the wind? So we aren't obligated and don't deign to try to reconnect, because soon it will be college, and the new goals, and grad school, and really, after all that, then we can hang out, if we make it?

As I sit here for hours on end, I wonder if any of you even see this. Or if you see it but you can find some justification for this, because I'm having trouble. And perhaps it is the better for you all to be rushing around and going away, and busy, all the more better for your lives and paths and futures. But I've been here, working on little things of my own, but still here, if you ever stop moving. So I see that the big bang has happened and we're sailing away, further and further away, and I wonder if I should try to stay here a little while more, hoping that you all have a moment of time to spare for the now, or if I should just go - say that I love you all and that sure, later we can call each other up and maybe meet for some drinks when we're done and well and established, but right now I'm just going to focus on getting there.

It's not as if it must be one or the other. I just wish everyone would just

slow

down.

Just a little.

Because here's a little something that people also say:

We won't ever ever be here (right here, in this moment of time with these people these resources these ideas and hopes and dreams) ever ever again.

And I really would like to see you all again before you're gone.

Cooks, Books, and Mensa

Good morning - it's funny where your mind takes you when you have nothing else to guide you.

I've been writing a bit about the night, and how frustrating it is to not be able to sleep, and to be alone just with sleeplessness and worry. So there's something about the lighted daytime that alleviates that feeling. Otherwise more people would dread being awake, though some people probably already do.

Here's some things to do:

Madly clean house

Creatively bake cookies while lacking the proper ingredients (cocoa powder when the recipe calls for brown sugar, and carnation milk powder instead of malted milk [what is malted milk, anyways?])

Watch a marathon stack of reality t.v., or abc family dramas.

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Here's my bit about sleep

I planned to go to sleep at midnight. It didn't happen, and now I'm yawning but I feel as if I should just write something here. (Which is the problem with blogs. You can't just leave it on the internet without feeling guilty about neglecting it, but then you keep on writing and every post is not what you expect, or want, and the overall quality and shininess of the blog just goes blech. I think that's what happened to our randomness blog. We tried to post regularly, which makes sense for a blog, but it also lost its fun, its randomness.

Anyways, I was looking up some reality t.v. shows on Wikipedia, and while browsing, I remembered seeing a comercial for a show called Dating in the Dark. So I looked up and watched the first two episodes. They were actually pretty good, because each episode had the uniqueness that was brought by the new people, and while the overall structures of each episode were the same, there were changes in what the girls and guys did before seeing each other in person. Like episode one where they had sketch artists to show everyone what they looked like.

Sorry, I feel like I'm writing like a 4th grader with no awareness of the vagueness of my pronouns and whatnot. I'll throw out the excuse of being beyond tired and not exactly aware of what I'm typing. The structure of the show isn't the point, anyways. On the first episode, one of the guys remarked upon the fact that he was a genius, as he was in Mensa. So I thought about that, and remembered how my sarcastic driving instructor once mocked a car in front of us that didn't know to pull into the bike lane before making a turn, but sported a license plate frame that happily proclaimed the driver's connection to Mensa. So I decided to find out exactly how Mensa operates. Wikipedia was pretty helpful - apparently Mensa members need to score at least at the 98th percentile for their list of recognized IQ tests, which usually equates to about an IQ of 130.

Okay, so I went to their website to see how exactly people take these tests/apply, as I remember reading a David Sedaris story about how he kept failing the Mensa entrance exams so I figured it was a nationwide or worldwide proctoring thing. I couldn't find anything here, but I did try the "Mensa Workout" which I didn't do so well on (24/30). My response to the first question on the test was actually quite funny. I didn't take into account past internet IQ tests I had taken, and how their tests focused on patterns in the form of numbers, shapes, and letters. So I click start and the first question is just like (warning, spoilers, in case you were curious about taking the test)

1 10 3 9 5 8 7 7 9 6 ? ?

and for a full minute my brain was like:

NUMBERSRANDOMNUMBERSINALINEWITHNOCORRELATIONATALL!???

But after I calmed down, it was okay. I got it right. I also got that other question where they tried to so cleverly integrate the Fibonacci sequence right, but I don't think it was marked correctly. Gr... 34 + 55 = 89, I'm pretty sure. I'll check back in the morning to verify my sanity.

Also, there was a question that I got wrong that amused me, because it reminded me of Poisonwood Bible, which I had just finished in the morning. The last morning, I mean. Tuesday Morning. (Adah is one of the coolest characters ever.) Mensa asked for the other word spelt by the letters in INSATIABLE, and all I could come up with was SATIN ABLE I. But the answer was BANALITIES, and I thought it was kinda funny. Insatiable banalities. And I think Adah could appreciate the way the same letters made these two words and their inherent meanings, even if they aren't as duplicitous as Kikongo words.

HOWEVER, all of that wasn't the point either. I finally realized I needed to go here in order to see how to apply (maybe it's not so good that it took me all of an hour to find this information?). There is a whole list of tests they could accept, but there were requirements: official reports (which made sense) notes and notarization (which marginally made sense) and an $18 processing fee (o-kay?). Anyways, apparently the ACT and SAT and PSAT aren't acceptable unless you took it prior to 1993. Which..I couldn't have. And the testing fee for a Mensa proctored exam is $40.

The point of all this? As it is very likely I will be coughing up $25 tomorrow, in order to send my neglected 10th grade AP scores to college (because, 10th grade me apparently was overexcited about bubbling and left a space between two letters of my last name), it occurs to me that Mensa is a lot like CollegeBoard. Except CollegeBoard pretends that they're nonprofit and advancing peoples' lives, and Mensa is like an Intelligent Braggart's club with a regularly published magazine, meetings, and a membership fee.

Well, maybe I shouldn't draw such a hard comparison on Mensa. The guy - Stephen - got the girl, after all, and I guess one and a half sleep deprived hours and a bitterness about a lack of a paycheck isn't enough to pass judgement on a worldwide genius/above average fellowship.

That car, though.

You flash your turn signal, check your blind spot, and pull into the bike lane, so that everyone else that is trying to drive straight across the intersection doesn't have to wait while you deduce the next moment in the sequence when the cars driving perpendicular to your car is 0.

Thought #1

I used to think that being grounded and insomnia were two of the greatest things in the world - you had a huge chunk of extra time to sit around and read and no one would bother you. I never got to test my theory on grounding, but my confidence in it is shaken by the realization that, when you don't or can't sleep, sometimes all you do is sit and stare blankly at the wall, your only conscious thoughts being occupied either with the idea that you can't sleep, or trying to summon the arsenal of curse words that you can throw at this tricky idea called sleep.

I Really Need Sleep or a Confession or a Distraction: Since the Foremost is Not an Option and I'm Not One For the Second Option, Here I Am

Not being able to sleep is getting more and more frustrating. I struggle to fall asleep, and if I do manage to, I wake up too late. I no longer have the willpower to obey my alarm.

As I cannot sleep, I keep thinking. I keep thinking, and my responses become more irrational and more emotional and more withdrawn. I'm trying to think about this with a partly objective perspective - I need it to make sure I don't start crying every time I close my eyes and realize I've been trying for an hour and a half and can't fall asleep.

To sleep: I'm glad we had this talk. Good talk. Trust me, this is better than the two words I had planned out in my mind for you.

*deep, calming breath*

I'm sorry, I just really had to address sleep for a moment, to express (lopsidedly) my frustration at it. In any case, clearly nights of sleeplessness, coupled with nights with too much sleep, coupled with various other factors that may or may not include a sedintary lifestyle, idleness, and lack of society are not a good mix. I'm not sure exactly how bad this combination is, but right now I'm experiencing chills and my head still does that thing where my vision is wierd after standing up, and the inside top of my head feels cold. I'd imagine that sleeplessness might contribute to some delusion or paranoia, so maybe that's why I feel this way. Maybe I'm not that badly off at all, but I just think that I should be so I feel I am. Sort of an inverse placebo/hypochondria?

Hm. All this is interesting and all, but I think I'll go read some old yearbooks or something now.

Awkward Pauses

Now - before you say anything, I am not deliberately forcing myself to stay up for no reason. I am waiting for the last of a song album to download, because I am afraid that if I don't watch it, it won't download and then I'll feel guilty wasting money, which isn't mine. Because I don't have a job.

Plus I'm drawing, and listening to the part of the album that has downloaded, and it's fun. I think I am getting too used to working in the wee hours of the morning.

And here's another episode that struck me - and my family - as odd:

We were trying out a new Thai restaurant, and we went in, sat down, blah blah, there weren't that many people eating there - maybe two or three other tables full in a fairly large restaurant, and it was just about 6. Though the food was good, and the music selection was excellent, and partly inspired the album-downloading, which is partially why I'm awake, relaying this to you.

Anyways, there was this waitress. She showed us to our table, and filled our glasses of water. Everything she did was very - not slow, exactly, but deliberate. She would pick up a glass, lift it away from the table, fill it, and place it back. She did that for each one. At the same pace. It was almost like she was timing for accuracy or something. (Later she tried to refill brother's glass - she pointed at it while holding up the water jug until one of us noticed...)

And then later, when dad asked for another bowl of rice, she looked slightly confused, and then kind of nodded/fled back to the kitchen, when the lady who took our orders came out and asked us if there was a problem.

So it's not as interesting as the guy speaking through the speakers from the truck, but it was something that seemed slightly unusual and puzzling.

Parents both theorized that she just didn't speak English very well, or hadn't been fully trained and/or was simply shy. Mom said that if I were waiting tables, I would probably behave just like that girl.

I think I would at least manage to say something. Maybe "sure" or "I'll check" or "water?"

...maybe?

Strange Happenings

The past few days I've gone more or less to a normal sleeping schedule, where I sleep at least 8 hours a night (sometimes more [sometimes a lot more]). One strange thing that has been happening though, is that when I stand up too quickly, my vision blurs, and I have to stand still for about ten seconds in order to feel and see normally. I am slightly concerned.

On a cheerier note, I got a bunch of college forms filled out, so that's more worries off my chest.